Wednesday, January 18, 2012

The Fantasy Novelist's Exam

Crap, I have to start my novel over now...

The Fantasy Novelist's Exam: Did you draw a map for your novel which includes places named things like "The Blasted Lands" or "The Forest of Fear" or "The Desert of Desolation" or absolutely anything "of Doom"?

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

A Wonderfully Pornographic New Twist On A Time-Honored Tourism Photo | Happy Place

Yeah, I'm not trying this the next time I'm in Pisa...

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A Wonderfully Pornographic New Twist On A Time-Honored Tourism Photo | Happy Place: We're glad that this photo also captured the girl on the right, doing the tired, old "Holding Up The Leaning Tower Of Pisa" pose.

Who's the country's biggest brewer?- MSN Money

Let's all raise a black-and-tan!

Who's the country's biggest brewer?- MSN Money: A new beer maker has surged ahead to become the largest in America -- and it probably isn't the one you think.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Give Your Employees Unlimited Vacation Days | Inc.com

I essentially have an unlimited-vacation deal, and it's fantastic. He's right; it's nice to be treated like an adult.

Give Your Employees Unlimited Vacation Days: Throw your preconceived notions about vacation out the window and give your employees the no-strings-attached, unlimited vacation days they deserve or you'll soon be a dinosaur.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

After Beyonce Gives Birth, Patients Protest Celebrity Security at Lenox Hill Hospital - NYTimes.com

After Beyonce Gives Birth, Patients Protest Celebrity Security at Lenox Hill Hospital - NYTimes.com: The couple were visiting their twin daughters in the neonatal intensive care unit at Lenox Hill Hospital in Manhattan on Friday night, as they have done daily since the babies’ premature birth on Dec. 28. But when they tried to leave the sixth-floor unit to go home to Brooklyn at about 11 p.m., the new mother, Rozz Nash-Coulon, recalled, a burly security guard suddenly blocked their way.

Why All Scorers Should Subtract N-1 And Multiply By 10 - Rhymes With Cars & Girls

I think I could manage to get below 9.0 in an ice-skating competition...

Why All Scorers Should Subtract N-1 And Multiply By 10: When faced with giving ‘scores’ of any sort, humans simply don’t seem to distribute the ‘scoring’ numbers in any sort of rational, efficient way. The most glaring place to spot this deficiency is in scoring of aesthetic sports such as diving, gymnastics or ice skating. Let’s say the ice skating scoring has a max of 10.0 points: even the worst imaginable performance will still probably get around an average 9.0 score. As long as you don’t, like, fall asleep in the middle of the performance, you basically get the first 9.0 points for free.

Buying the Body of Christ

Funny, it's never really occurred to me before to wonder where Communion wafers actually come from...

Buying the Body of Christ: The Cavanagh Company was founded in 1943, born of the same collision of modern possibility and ancient need that brings us most great inventions. That year, according to company lore, a Jesuit priest in Greenville visited the convent that supplied his parish with communion wafers. He found the nuns toiling away in a stuffy kitchen, baking twenty wafers to a cookie sheet and cutting them out one at a time. It had been this way for centuries.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Exclusive: This Is The New 'They Might Be Giants' Music Video

Catchy in a very TMBG way...

Exclusive: This Is The New 'They Might Be Giants' Music Video: The music video tracks the unbelievably short life of an 18' paper and wood replica of the day-glo pink monster hearse that graces the cover of They Might Be Giants' new album Join Us.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Cooling Soups - Cooks Illustrated

Don't put it in the fridge right away!

Cooling Soups - Cooks Illustrated: What's the best way to cool and store leftover soup?

Convention Pact Includes Queens Casino - WSJ.com

I'm not a gambler, but it's ludicrous that there's a law that allows video poker but not real poker. (It's also somewhat ludicrous that someone wants to build a convention center in a fairly inaccessible part of Queens...)

Convention Pact Includes Queens Casino - WSJ.com: ALBANY—The Cuomo administration's plans to build a massive convention center in Queens may also pave the way for the city's first full-blown casino.

Jason Gay: The 27 Rules of Conquering the Gym - WSJ.com

Blogging about going to the gym burns slightly more calories than just thinking about going to the gym...

Jason Gay: The 27 Rules of Conquering the Gym - WSJ.com: Sweating is a good way to begin 2012. Exercise, like dark chocolate and office meetings that suddenly get canceled, is a proven pathway to nirvana. But if you're going to join a gym—or returning to the gym after a long hibernation—consider the following:

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Euphemisms: Making murder respectable | The Economist

Euphemisms: Making murder respectable | The Economist: Euphemism is so ingrained in British speech that foreigners, even those who speak fluent English, may miss the signals contained in such bland remarks as “incidentally” (which means, “I am now telling you the purpose of this discussion”); and “with the greatest respect” (“You are mistaken and silly”).

Abstruse Goose - The Commanding Heights

Abstruse Goose - The Commanding Heights

Wondermark #785; In which Medicine is necessary

Wondermark #785; In which Medicine is necessary

Andy Kessler: The Rise of Consumption Equality - WSJ.com

It's interesting that while the richest of the rich can buy their $10 million home and $200K sports car, they still have to make do with the same iPhones and Droids that the rest of us do. I wonder if there's a market for super-luxury cell phones like there is for watches?

Andy Kessler: The Rise of Consumption Equality - WSJ.com: Given its memory, today's 32-gigabyte smartphone would have cost $1 million back then, certainly an exclusive item for the wealthy. Heck, even 10 years ago, 32 gig cost 10 grand.