Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Thursday, June 21, 2012
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Monologue: An Antelope from The Lion King Wonders Why He Was Invited to the Celebration of Simba’s Birth.
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Monologue: An Antelope from The Lion King Wonders Why He Was Invited to the Celebration of Simba’s Birth.: It’s not like I have anything else on, but it’s the principle of the thing. Mufasa would never come to the birth of my children.
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
The Worst Things For Sale | The concepts of “holistic food” and “organic” are...
Nothing but the best cat food for my (nonexistent) cat!
The Worst Things For Sale | The concepts of “holistic food” and “organic” are...: The concepts of “holistic food” and “organic” are pretty thin when applied to human food. Holistic means nothing at all, and realistically, organic just means that farmers spray shit and piss on your vegetables instead of pesticides. I agree that organic farming is more natural, but if we’re talking natural, we should still be living outside picking bugs out of each others’ body hair.
The Worst Things For Sale | The concepts of “holistic food” and “organic” are...: The concepts of “holistic food” and “organic” are pretty thin when applied to human food. Holistic means nothing at all, and realistically, organic just means that farmers spray shit and piss on your vegetables instead of pesticides. I agree that organic farming is more natural, but if we’re talking natural, we should still be living outside picking bugs out of each others’ body hair.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
The 6 Rules To Disney Animated Movies | SMOSH
I'm sure Mrs. Potts was still nice even after being changed back into human form.
The 6 Rules To Disney Animated Movies | SMOSH: When it comes to making a Disney animated movie, there are certain guidelines that must be followed. The most important is to base your story on the work of a dead author so they can’t sue you for points off the gross. But after that come the following six crucial rules…
The 6 Rules To Disney Animated Movies | SMOSH: When it comes to making a Disney animated movie, there are certain guidelines that must be followed. The most important is to base your story on the work of a dead author so they can’t sue you for points off the gross. But after that come the following six crucial rules…
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Ice Cream Anti-Social: Slope Parents Fear Playground Popsicle Pusherman | The New York Observer
The Park Slope Parents list makes me glad for the relative sanity of the Forest Hills Parents list...
Ice Cream Anti-Social: Slope Parents Fear Playground Popsicle Pusherman | The New York Observer: I’m already working with my life coach to prepare for the first time I’ll have to deny my child pleasure; to see his angelic little face redden, his rosebud lips twisting into a grimace as he experiences soul-shredding rejection for the first time.
Ice Cream Anti-Social: Slope Parents Fear Playground Popsicle Pusherman | The New York Observer: I’m already working with my life coach to prepare for the first time I’ll have to deny my child pleasure; to see his angelic little face redden, his rosebud lips twisting into a grimace as he experiences soul-shredding rejection for the first time.
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Things You Might Have Seen If Darth Vader Was A Good Father
Things You Might Have Seen If Darth Vader Was A Good Father: A longer time ago, in a galaxy further and further away, this might have happened.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
The Most Emailed 'New York Times' Article Ever | The Awl
I can almost believe this...
The Most Emailed 'New York Times' Article Ever | The Awl: While waiting to hear back from the Ivy League colleges she’s hoping to attend, the seventeen-year-old senior at one of Manhattan’s most exclusive private schools is doing research for a paper about organic farming in the West Bank, whipping up a batch of vegan brownies, and, like an increasing number of American teenagers, teaching her dog to use an iPad.
The Most Emailed 'New York Times' Article Ever | The Awl: While waiting to hear back from the Ivy League colleges she’s hoping to attend, the seventeen-year-old senior at one of Manhattan’s most exclusive private schools is doing research for a paper about organic farming in the West Bank, whipping up a batch of vegan brownies, and, like an increasing number of American teenagers, teaching her dog to use an iPad.
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Friday, January 27, 2012
5 Reasons It’s Impossible to Find Funny Books | Cracked.com
I've noticed this, too...
5 Reasons It’s Impossible to Find Funny Books | Cracked.com: That's why it's so frustrating that, unlike movies and shows, it's almost impossible in this world to find funny damned novels.
5 Reasons It’s Impossible to Find Funny Books | Cracked.com: That's why it's so frustrating that, unlike movies and shows, it's almost impossible in this world to find funny damned novels.
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
The Fantasy Novelist's Exam
Crap, I have to start my novel over now...
The Fantasy Novelist's Exam: Did you draw a map for your novel which includes places named things like "The Blasted Lands" or "The Forest of Fear" or "The Desert of Desolation" or absolutely anything "of Doom"?
The Fantasy Novelist's Exam: Did you draw a map for your novel which includes places named things like "The Blasted Lands" or "The Forest of Fear" or "The Desert of Desolation" or absolutely anything "of Doom"?
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
A Wonderfully Pornographic New Twist On A Time-Honored Tourism Photo | Happy Place
Yeah, I'm not trying this the next time I'm in Pisa...
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A Wonderfully Pornographic New Twist On A Time-Honored Tourism Photo | Happy Place: We're glad that this photo also captured the girl on the right, doing the tired, old "Holding Up The Leaning Tower Of Pisa" pose.
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A Wonderfully Pornographic New Twist On A Time-Honored Tourism Photo | Happy Place: We're glad that this photo also captured the girl on the right, doing the tired, old "Holding Up The Leaning Tower Of Pisa" pose.
Friday, January 13, 2012
Big East invites Princeton football - The Daily Princetonian
Don't believe everything you read...
Big East invites Princeton football: “Princeton has won more championships than any other university, and honestly, I’m not sure any of our current members have even won any,”
Big East invites Princeton football: “Princeton has won more championships than any other university, and honestly, I’m not sure any of our current members have even won any,”
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
The Gift That Keeps On Giving | Eating Over The Sink with Samantha Bee and Allana Harkin
Sue is totally taking her idea and running with it...
The Gift That Keeps On Giving | Eating Over The Sink with Samantha Bee and Allana Harkin: I owe everyone I know with children an apology.
The Gift That Keeps On Giving | Eating Over The Sink with Samantha Bee and Allana Harkin: I owe everyone I know with children an apology.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
The 10 Most Terrifyingly Inspirational '80s Songs | Cracked.com
I am pumping my fist as we speak...
The 10 Most Terrifyingly Inspirational '80s Songs | Cracked.com: Going on these rough descriptions, the only men capable of banging Bonnie Tyler were the Justice League of America.
The 10 Most Terrifyingly Inspirational '80s Songs | Cracked.com: Going on these rough descriptions, the only men capable of banging Bonnie Tyler were the Justice League of America.
Jason Gay: The 32 Rules of Thanksgiving Touch Football - WSJ.com
Our Thanksgiving tradition was to rake leaves while mom cooked the turkey.
Jason Gay: The 32 Rules of Thanksgiving Touch Football - WSJ.com: Just because your 7-year-old niece is playing quarterback doesn't mean you can't intercept her screen pass and run it back for a touchdown. She's got to learn sometime not to throw into triple coverage.
Jason Gay: The 32 Rules of Thanksgiving Touch Football - WSJ.com: Just because your 7-year-old niece is playing quarterback doesn't mean you can't intercept her screen pass and run it back for a touchdown. She's got to learn sometime not to throw into triple coverage.
Friday, November 18, 2011
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