Basic Instructions - How to Wrestle with Technology's Disturbing Philosophical Implications

I've always been afraid that they'd find the secret to immortality in 2050 and I'd be doomed to be an 80-year-old forever.

Basic Instructions - How to Wrestle with Technology's Disturbing Philosophical Implications

Basic Instructions - How to Reinvent a Classic Character for Modern Audiences

Basic Instructions - How to Reinvent a Classic Character for Modern Audiences

Basic Instructions - How to Help Your Child Pick a Role Model

I'm now tempted to enroll them in ninja school...

Basic Instructions - How to Help Your Child Pick a Role Model

Basic Instructions - How to Accept the Fact That You Are Getting Old

I refuse to believe that, too. Where's my flannel?

Basic Instructions - Basic Instructions - How to Accept the Fact That You Are Getting Old

Basic Instructions - How to Be a Good Parent

I now want a pirate-themed birthday party!

Basic Instructions - How to Be a Good Parent