6 Disturbing Unanswered Questions from Children's Movies | Cracked.com

I don't think I knew Rio was based on a true story!

6 Disturbing Unanswered Questions from Children's Movies | Cracked.com: It's hard to find a children's movie made in the last couple of decades that doesn't have a happy ending, usually to the tune of a pop song. It's part of the formula, along with talking animals, celebrity voices and pop culture references no 10-year-old could possibly understand. Now it's all jokes and dancing. What happened to all the sadness and horror that used to traumatize children in the '80s? Where did we go wrong?

5 Reasons It’s Impossible to Find Funny Books | Cracked.com

I've noticed this, too...

5 Reasons It’s Impossible to Find Funny Books | Cracked.com: That's why it's so frustrating that, unlike movies and shows, it's almost impossible in this world to find funny damned novels.

The 10 Most Terrifyingly Inspirational '80s Songs | Cracked.com

I am pumping my fist as we speak...

The 10 Most Terrifyingly Inspirational '80s Songs | Cracked.com: Going on these rough descriptions, the only men capable of banging Bonnie Tyler were the Justice League of America.