Ukraine Tries to Sober Up Its Bears for Euro Soccer - Businessweek

"Contemporary Vodka Bear" is a lousy name for a group, but it's a great phrase.

Ukraine Tries to Sober Up Its Bears for Euro Soccer - Businessweek: The provenance of the contemporary vodka bear is, in fact, unclear.

Woman Posted Fake Obituary To Get Time Off Work - CBS Denver

Well, at least she was smart enough to not post her own obituary...

Woman Posted Fake Obituary To Get Time Off Work - CBS Denver: A Greeley man was alive and well when he found out he was listed in the obituaries in the Greeley Tribune.

Rub Some Bacon On it - YouTube

That's all there is to it.

Rub Some Bacon On it - YouTube:

otamatone - Greensleeves

I am looking forward to a full Otamatone orchestra:

otamatone 　Greensleeves　オタマトーン　グリーンスリーブス - YouTube:

Man completes triathlon while juggling

If you're wondering how someone juggles while swimming and bicycling, there's video...

Man completes triathlon while juggling: A US man completed a triathlon in less than two hours - while juggling three balls the entire time. Joe Salter, 31, from Pensacola, Florida, swam a quarter of a mile, biked 16.2 miles and ran four miles.

Finally! A Robot Ass for You To Spank

To say this was developed in Japan would be redundant...

Finally! A Robot Ass for You To Spank: From robotic vocal chords to robotic lips, Japan has made a variety of robotic body parts over the years. But one body part has always been noticeably overlooked...